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ronworkman:

This show would be smarter is the fucking Geico Caveman hosted it. 

At the end of this episode, a seeing eye dog pisses on the Top Gear logo which is much kinder compared to what the History channel has done to it. 

I don’t even feel like doing a breakdown. This show is a nightmare. Right now I would have to say that this show makes Americans look dumber than any other show on television*.

(* I have never watched the Jersey Shore)

I only saw a couple segments last night, but that’s all I needed. They do the same thing with every car: “This car’s got 500 horsepower and it’s got a supercharger!!! That means it goes fast!!! Wow, this car has a good gas pedal!!!”

Not to even mention to segment of the Vantage V12 vs the V8. Gee, I wonder which would be faster “The American Way—going straight”. Fuck them.

Do you know how many funny people I know?  A lot. (Doesn’t everybody?) Do you know how many funny people this shows producer knows? About negative 12. Because his fat friend and some short mooky lookin’ bastard aren’t funny (and get this, that’s their job—they get paid to be (not) funny!)

Sadly, Tanner Foust is the only thing the shows got going, in my opinion. He’s the only one that talks and the only one I listen to, because he’s the only one I can take serious. Too bad he isn’t funny.

I’m convinced that me, a couple of friends, a webcam and youtube clips could make a better TV show. Just replace the cinematography with irony and we’ll be good to go.

One more thing, either they’re trying to copy the UK shows format 100% and fucking it up or they’re trying to “do their own thing” and completely blowing the cock. I can’t tell what the fuck it is. Pick an identity or start reviewing toasters instead.

hey guys, chill the fuck out. You are aware that you’re bitching about episode two, right? They’ll fire some people and replace them, or they’ll get cancelled.

Besides, your precious Top Gear UK does the same thing, saying cars go fast, just in a clever way.

(Source: ronworkman)