December 2009
12 posts
dear tumblr
stryker:
-jewtroh:
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve already planned out how
this isn’t a joke, i’m not asking for attention, and i’ve tried this before -
i know how to get it right
so, this is just a friendly notice that you should unfollow me, this blog won’t be any use in 2010
Wow, you guys. Our first suicide threat. If she goes through with it,...
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the funniest loss of virginity story ever
garison:
bifreshman:
chitownboiii:
When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes...
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